如果您曾经亲手组装过自己的PC，那么您应该知道这是主板。毕竟，它是整个组件的中心区域，其上有插槽，PC组件都可以插入这些插槽。
If you’ve ever built your own PC, then you’ve messed around with motherboards. They’re, pretty much, the staging area of the whole assembly, after all, holding all the slots where the rest of your PC components plug into. And while you can probably use an old motherboard to chop food items in the kitchen, we have a feeling using this Motherboard Chopping Board will work a lot better.
而这个主板其实是一块儿菜板，您在切大蒜、洋葱、肉块时，就好像在修补计算机一样。重点是在您想摆弄电脑而不是为妻子和孩子们准备晚饭时，这可以帮助您在厨房里平静下来。
That’s right, it’s a chopping board that’s clad in the likeness of a motherboard, so you can feel like you’re tinkering with computers while you dice garlic, slice onions, and chop those beef cubes in the kitchen counter. What’s the point? We don’t know, either, but if you’re more comfortable tinkering with a PC than whipping up dinner for the wife and kids, we imagine this will help calm you down while you struggle in the kitchen.
这款砧板坚固且防刮擦，可确保能承受大量使用。它上面印有PC主板的图像，因此您在处理鱼类、农产品和坚硬的牛肉时，可以考虑一下电路、电容器和电阻器。也许对于痴迷电子产品的人来说这是一个很棒的礼物。
The Motherboard Chopping Board is an erstwhile regular cutting board that’s sturdy and scratch-proof, ensuring it can hold up to heavy use in busy kitchens. Except, you know, it’s printed with the image of a PC motherboard, so you can think about circuits, capacitors, and resistors while working on fish, produce, and a tough cut of beef you can’t quite figure out how to chop. In case that doesn’t sound fun at all, perhaps it can make a great gift for that PC gamer in your life who tinkers with his desktop like a gearhead fiddles with his car.
它的尺寸为12 x 16英寸，面积足够大，可以将其用于家里的所有食物准备需求。材料是99.1％的纯钢化玻璃，因此，无论您准备的食物有多脏乱，它都是非常容易清洁的。由于玻璃很滑，所以设计师给它配备了防滑脚，让它不会在工作台上移动。
It measures 12 x 16 inches, so you get plenty of surface for cutting, dicing, and chopping, allowing you to use it for all your food prep needs at home. Construction is 99.1 percent pure toughened glass, by the way, so it should be easy to clean, no matter how messy the food you just prepped on it. Since glass is going to be slippery, by the way, the darn thing comes with anti-slip feet, so it won’t go moving all around your countertop.
虽然实际上是为厨房设计的，但是这款主板砧板也可以用作恶作剧工具。想象一下，用这个东西替换朋友的台式机主板，然后看着PC拒绝开机时，他会发疯。
While actually designed for the kitchen, the Motherboard Chopping Board can also be used as a pranking tool. Imagine replacing the board on your best friend’s desktop with this thing and watching him go crazy when the PC refuses to power up. He’ll glance at the desktop through those see-through side walls, see no activity, and wonder what’s wrong, pulling his hair and maybe even slamming the desk, wondering what made the PC mess up this way. Things, of course, only get worse from there, as your friend interrogates everyone in the house to figure out which one used his PC last, screaming at the top of his lungs and kicking a few boxes out of the way as he walks angrily back to the desk.
当他冷静下来之后，打开机箱并检查该板，才意识到它根本不是主板，这时你宣布他被恶作剧捉弄了。当然这样的捉弄有风险，请谨慎！
Once back at the desk and calmed down, he will then open the desktop case and inspect the board only to realize it’s not a motherboard at all, at which point you will bust out of the closet, where you’ve been hiding for the last seven hours. “Ha, you’ve been pranked,” you announce proudly before running to the bathroom because you haven’t peed in all of those seven hours. Yeah, you’re bad at pranks.
